Welcome to the Film Pie! Brisbane based film critic Matt Toomey has reviewed thousands of movies since 1996. See what's out now, or browse the review archive.

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Orwell: 2+2=5 (out Jan 8) is an excellent film that blends the words of acclaimed writer George Orwell, author of 1984, with footage from documentaries, movies, news shows, and other interviews. It's covering a lot of topics and offers just as much to think about. Grade: A-.

Six: The Musical Live! (out Jan 8) is a filmed version of the stage show which took place on London's West End in June 2022. As a newbie to the material, I found it to be a simple, entertaining romp with a charismatic cast. Providing a history lesson while also reflecting on Henry VIII’s legacy, it's like Lin-Manuel Miranda’s Hamilton except with a lighter tone and a less complex premise. Grade: B+.

Nouvelle Vague (out Jan 8) sees Richard Linklater (Boyhood) create a behind-the-scenes dramatization of the making of Breathless, a 1960 French film which marked the directorial debut of 29-year-old Jean-Luc Godard. It's not intended to be a history lesson. This film is a relaxed, fun, playful piece that neatly captures the “vibe” of the time. Grade: B+.

Grand Prix of Europe (out Jan 8) is an animated feature centred on animals involved in a grand prix competition. It's formulaic (gotta save the family business!) but it's cute and easily to follow for kids. Grade: B.

The Pout-Pout Fish (out Jan 1) is a no-no movie. Trying to piggyback of the success of Finding Nemo, it's a disappointing animated feature where the story is all over the place. Not sure what kids are supposed to take away from this. Grade: C.

Song Sung Blue (out Jan 1) is based on a true story and explores the interesting world of music impersonators. Mike (Hugh Jackman) and Claire (Kate Hudson) meet in the 1980s and create a tribute band honouring the work of Neil Diamond and Patsy Cline. Yes, there’s drama and tragedy, but the film wisely avoids including a formulaic villain (such as a dodgy manager). They’re likeable characters and you want them to succeed. Grade: B+.

The Choral (out Jan 1) is well-intentioned but trying too hard. Set in World War I, it's the tale of an English choirmaster (Ralph Fiennes) who rubs a few people up the wrong way because of his beliefs, work history and sexuality. For the most part it's a formulaic screenplay where the dialogue lacks spontaneity. The film’s highlight is a final-act sequence involving Tony Award winning actor Simon Russell Beale. Grade: B-.

Anaconda (out Dec 26) is far funnier than I expected. The 1997 movie was garbage (most would agree) and so writer-director Tom Gormican makes the right decision in this being a self-aware, spoof-like comedy. The chemistry between the characters is great. Grade: B+.

The SpongeBob Movie: Search for SquarePants (out Dec 26) is nothing flash. A so-so animated adventure where SpongeBob meets a pirate and is taught lessons about courage and trust. Grade: C+.

Kokuho (out Dec 11) is a 175-minute Japanese film following several decades in the life of a man who rises from nothing to become a kabuki performer. Touching on themes including culture, tradition, rank, power, friendship and brotherhood, there's a lot to think about and soak in. Grade: A-.

The Housemaid (out Dec 26) is based on a novel and is centred on a new housekeeper dealing with a psychotic family. It's too long and too twisty (the final act takes a lot of explaining) but as a fun, trashy, Hollywood thriller... it's entertaining. Grade: B.