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300: Rise Of An Empire (out Mar 6) is hard to get excited about. After a messy opening half hour (where the story is introduced), it becomes a standard action film complete with obvious special effects, tiring slow-mo camerawork, and several kilolitres of fake blood. Grade: C+.