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Noah (out Mar 27) doesn't work. In failing to create a credible story with credible characters, it's a film that is very hard to take seriously. Some scenes are laughable. With convenient magic and puzzling plot developments, it's like a dodgy version of The Lord Of The Rings (complete with Anthony Hopkins as Gandalf). Grade: C.