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Fifty Shades Freed (out Feb 8) is the final and weakest film in the franchise. The opening half will only further heighten the dreams of those who yearn to be rich and famous. The second half uses a cheesy, cliched storyline that looks borrowed from an episode of Neighbours or Home & Away. I wish I knew the safe word so I could escape the cinema early. Grade: C.