Onward (out Mar 26) is bizarre. It's the story of two elves who botch a magic spell designed to bring their late father back to life. Instead, only the “bottom half” of their dad regenerates and they’re forced to interact with a confused pair of legs that cannot see or hear them. A few tears may be shed during the climax but it's an odd narrative that doesn't flow from scene-to-scene. Grade: B-.