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How to Be a Good Wife (out Dec 26) is set in 1960s France and is centred on a struggling school that teaches young women how to submissive housewives. It's like Foucault's Pendulum in the way it consistently swings between comedy and drama but on the whole, it's disappointing. The adults are absurd and the kids poorly developed. Grade: C+.