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Mummies (out Jan 5) is an animated feature so utterly stupid that it kind of works. Two ancient Egyptian mummies travel to current day London to recover a valuable ring. It's a winner for its humorously lame gags and song choices. The damaged painting earned a laugh-out-loud moment from me. Grade: B-.