Reviews
Crossroads
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- Written by Matthew Toomey
Directed by: | Tamra Davis |
Written by: | Shonda Rhimes |
Starring: | Britney Spears, Anson Mount, Zoe Saldana, Kim Cattrall, Dan Aykroyd, Justin Long |
Released: | April 18, 2002 |
Grade: | C- |
I am yet to see this film but feel somewhat compelled to write my review anyway. As a critic, I’ve seen a lot of crap. Period. I’ve seen many films that I knew would be dreadful but I have no qualms about the wasted money and time. However, there have been rare instances in which I have been embarrassed to see a film. I walk down the aisles looking for the darkest seat in the darkest corner to hide my presence and not to attract any attention to myself.
The best example I can recall was a nerve racking experience on January 9, 1998. The film was Spice World. I sat in the second front row in an audience of teenage girls who were left spellbound by this cinematic masterpiece. For me, I couldn’t crawl deep enough into my chair.
Now, four years later, I find myself once again at a similar “crossroad” in my life. The terms Britney Spears and actress do not belong in the same sentence. Having seen the trailers, I can already conclude that Crossroads will comfortably be one of the great debacles in movie history. The film was created solely a vehicle for Spears. Realising her marketing potential, Paramount Pictures crafted this crap just to get her on screen for 90 minutes and bring in the bucks. In an era when independent filmmakers are struggling to get quality films released, one studio is willing to spend $12m on a film revolving around a 20-year-old girl who has never acted before in her life.
To help people appreciate the stupidity of the “story”, here’s the plot summary from the film’s actual website - “Crossroads in the story of three childhood friends, Lucy, Kit and Mimi, who after eight years apart, rediscover their friendship on a cross-country trip. With barely a plan, practically no money but plenty of dreams, the girls catch a lift with Mimi’s handsome, mysterious friend Ben in his ’73 Buick convertible. Along the way they not only gather experiences that will change their lives forever, but they also discover how important it is to hold onto their hearts’ desires.” Does that make you feel as sick as I do?
Am I alone in doubting this film? I think not. The public can give any film a score out of 10 at the Internet Movie Database and with over 2,000 votes received, the average score for Crossroads is 2.5 (and that includes 14% of the die-hard votes giving the film a score of 10). Maybe they also feel reluctant at having a teen pop star who has lived on easy street her whole life preach us lessons about how tough life can be.
The problem now is that I have to find the courage to see this film. I was thinking about a Monday morning 10am session but even at that time of the day, am I safe from been seen? Being a film critic isn’t all it cracked up to be.
Footnote: I have now seen the film. I was given free tickets and offered them to a bum on the street who promptly spat in my face. I deserved it. All I want to add is that Britney looks like plastic, the audience laughed during all the emotional scenes and yes, this is the worst film of the year.
Dark Blue World
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- Written by Matthew Toomey
Directed by: | Jan Sverak |
Written by: | Zdenek Sverak |
Starring: | Ondrej Vetchy, Krystof Hadek, Tara Fitzgerald, Charles Dance, Oldrich Kaiser |
Released: | April 18, 2002 |
Grade: | B |
This is only the second film I have seen from the Czech Republic. The other was Kolya, which won the Academy Award for best foreign language film in 1996. Both Kolya and Dark Blue World are directed by Jan Sverak and I’m sure his latest film is only receiving a release in this country following the success of Kolya.
On paper, Dark Blue World is a simple story set against World War II. When Czechoslovakia was invaded by the Germans in 1939, Czech pilots fled the country and went to England where they could be used to fly English planes in the war effort. Following the war, many returned home only to be imprisoned by Germans in concentration camps until released in 1951. This film tells both stories concurrently but the emphasis is placed on the 1939 era.
The experienced Frantisek (Vetchy) and inexperienced Karel (Krystof) are two Czech pilots living and helping out an at English air force base not far outside London. They’ve had some close calls and seen close friends plummet to their death after being shot down by German planes but they’re still alive and hanging in there. Their friendship is shattered when both fall in love for the same woman, Susan (Fitzgerald) and Karel’s confidence is betrayed.
The love story doesn’t work and has parrallel’s with the rubbish offered in Pearl Harbor. Refreshingly however, the film keeps Americans in the background. This is about the English, the Germans and the Czechoslovakians. Most war films these days show Americans as the high almighty and I’m proud to see a fresh interpretation of events offered by a different country with a different culture.
There’s some wonderful scenes shot in the air and the aircraft battles are the highlights. Due to a lack of budget and the inability to find some of the old style aircraft, models were used but having seen the film, it’s almost impossible to discern what is real and what isn’t. There’s some great cinematography too - the film was shot entriely in Czechoslovakia despite much of it being set in England. The music score was also note worthy.
I’d only see a handful of foreign language films each year and this is nothing special but it’s nice to see something made in a different style from what we are accustomed.
Queen Of The Damned
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- Written by Matthew Toomey
Directed by: | Michael Rymer |
Written by: | Scott Abbott, Michael Petroni |
Starring: | Stuart Townsend, Marguerite Moreau, Aaliyah, Vincent Perez, Lena Olin |
Released: | April 4, 2002 |
Grade: | B |
Viewers will be disappointed with Queen Of The Damned for two reasons. Firstly, the film cannot compare to its predecessor. This film is adapted from The Vampire Chronicles written by Anne Rice. The first film in the series, Interview With A Vampire, was both a commercial and cult hit thanks to the drawcard actors (Brad Pitt and Tom Cruise), a top-line director (Neil Jordan) and a screenplay from Anne Rice herself. Compare the same elements of Queen Of The Damned. It’s lead actor is the unknown Stuart Townsend (Shooting Fish), director Michael Rymer has never made a commercial film and neither screenwriter has much experience at film adaptation. Thus, there’s a noticeable quality difference between the two films.
Secondly, the film will receive criticism from die-hard Rice fans who have seen the book murdered to fit into a 100 minute running time. Unlike Lord Of The Rings, people aren’t prepared to sit though a three hour vampire epic, and so events are changed, characters are cut and the essence that made the novel so appealing has been lost.
Both “disappointments” were unavoidable. The novel had to be cut and the studio could not lure back the creators of the original. Queen Of The Damned begins slowly - the vampire Lestat (Townsend) rises from the dead and becomes a massive rock star. He is not afraid to tell his legion fans he is a vampire but other vampires are upset that he as failed to uphold their morals and keep his “blood sucking” trait a secret. Lestat is deliberately upsetting the vampire world to lure some old “friends” out of hiding.
The film has received more publicity than it deserves thanks to the death of one of its stars, Aaliyah, who died in a plane crash in August last year. Aaliyah’s role is quite small in the film and without insulting her memory, a rather disappointing end to a limited film career. Following her death, her brother was called upon to help overdub her voice is several scenes.
Here’s a curious note for film buffs - Queen Of The Damned was made in Australia. You’ll guess this straight away with the unusual casting choice of Tiriel Mora as Lestat’s music agent. Mora is most famous for his role as Dennis Denuto in The Castle and here he uses a pathetic fake accent to disguise his nationality. The huge concert scene that forms part of the film’s finale was filmed in Werribee and over 2,000 “goths” turned up to appear as extras.
On a plus side, the film has some good visual effects and some great sound bytes. The story isn’t difficult to follow but it is rather simple and lacking the intricate depth offered by Interview With A Vampire. Author Anne Rice offered to pen the screenplay for free but was turned down. I guess you could say with an idiotic decision like that, this film was “damned” from the very start.
Panic Room
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- Written by Matthew Toomey
Directed by: | David Fincher |
Written by: | David Koepp |
Starring: | Jodie Foster, Kristen Stewart, Forest Whitaker, Jared Leto, Dwight Yoakam |
Released: | April 11, 2002 |
Grade: | C+ |
There’s a question I’ve often gone over in my head - “what is the most important aspect of a movie?” I was fairly sure I knew the answer and now that I’ve seen Panic Room, I’m ready to lock in my final answer. The script.
Aside from the script, Panic Room is a beautifully crafted picture. Meg (Foster) is a recently divorced woman who just purchased a luxurious house in New York to make a new home with her young daughter, Sarah (Stewart). The master bedroom has a rather unusual secret compartment known as a “panic room”. It’s a room to hide in should the house ever be penetrated by intruders. The room contains every resource one would need to survive as well as video cameras to monitor every room in the house and a separate telephone line to call for help.
On their very first night in the house, three burglars arrive - Burnham (Whitaker), Junior (Leto) and Raoul (Yoakam). Believing the house to be unoccupied, they soon realise there are two residents sound asleep. Locked in a safe within the panic room is $3m left by the house’s previous (and now deceased) owner. Meg awakes and realising they are not alone in the house, she locks herself and Sarah in the panic room. We now have a stalemate situation. Meg and Sarah want out of the panic room, the burglars want to get into the panic room but neither can figure out a way to do it.
The film is directed by David Fincher, the same creative individual who brought us Seven, The Game and the under appreciated Fight Club. It has all Fincher’s stylings and is directed with thrilling precision. The dual cinematography work from Conrad Hall (American Beauty) and Darius Khondji (Evita) is incredible. Cameras go where cameras are not supposed to go and the assistance of visual effects make it all so seamless. Cameras slide between levels of the house in a single shot and sneak down tiny holes and through narrow gaps. How do they do it? The open credits are really cool too - proof that computers can do almost anything.
Jodie Foster is a great actress who doesn’t usually bow to studio pressure. This is only her third film in the last five years (Contact, Anna And The King) and you’d think a two-time Oscar winning actress would appear a lot more. I’m sure she gets plenty of offers but being a true professional, she doesn’t work for the sake of working - she’s prepared to wait until the right script comes along. So is this the right script?
No. It is conventional, unoriginal and uninspiring. The holes are so deep that you can’t even see where they end. What am I talking about? Here’s some frustrating plot developments that are just too difficult to believe. Meg knows how to hot-wire a telephone. Sarah knows Morse code. The burglars can hear Meg cough and yet they can’t hear anything else they talk about. The burglars come up with ridiculously inventive plans to flush Meg and Sarah out and yet are dumb enough not to deactivate the cameras. Every character seems to be able to accurately preempt what the other will do. I won’t go on (because I want to keep the review under 10,000 words) but the far-fetched ending is laughable and predictable. An insult to a good thriller. Anyone who buys it, is a sucker.
I’m disappointed by the film but even more disappointed by having it associated with David Fincher. Fight Club was such a ground breaking effort. Why would one of the world’s leading directors choose a screenplay that should have been used as toilet paper? So if you’re in a hurry to believe the hype and see this film ASAP, don’t “panic” because there’s no reason to justify your attendance.
Monster's Ball
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Directed by: | Marc Foster |
Written by: | Milo Addica, Will Rokos |
Starring: | Billy Bob Thornton, Halle Berry, Heath Ledger, Peter Boyle, Sean Combs |
Released: | March 28, 2002 |
Grade: | A+ |
It’ll be almost impossible to explain in words how much I loved Monster’s Ball. On paper, it’s a simple story but at a time when I’m as sensitively cynical as ever, this film packed a very strong emotional punch.
Buck (Boyle), Hank (Thornton) and Sonny (Ledger) are three generations in the Grotowski Family. Hank and Sonny currently work as prison guards in the Correctional Facility. Ready to be executed is Lawrence Musgrove (Combs) who after 11 years of failed appeals awaits his meeting with the electric chair. His wife, Leticia (Berry) and their son, Tyrell, pay a final emotional visit.
At the execution, Sonny loses his composure (and guts) on escorting Lawrence from his cell. This is just another reason for Hank to be disappointed in his son and he’s not afraid to tell him this to his face. In the following days, Leticia loses her job and the bank has served a 30-day eviction notice. Both Hank and Leticia are subconsciously seeking someone to emotionally confide it and in an unfortunate and shocking coincidence, they find themselves together.
Revealing more will spoil the experience so I’ll keep tight-lipped regarding the intriguingly depressing plot developments. Marc Foster is a wonderful choice as director. The screenplay requires the story be told slowly and to compensate, he shows the actions of more than one character during particular scenes. The grim colouring and camerawork is spot on. A sex scene between Berry and Thornton is refreshingly honest and not glossed up.
I’ve loved to hate Halle Berry as I dislike her choice of roles and her “award show darling” status but her chance has arrived to become a serious actress. She has taken this opportunity and transformed it into a life-changing role. Already an Academy Award winner, Halle Berry has indeed arrived. Billy Bob Thornton seems to like softspoken roles and is wonderful as is Heath Ledger in a minor role as his son. I enjoy a film lacking in dialogue as it becomes more a study of emotions and you watch and appreciate the characters instead of merely listening to them.Unnecessarily rated R for its strong sexual content, I hope Monster’s Ball finds an audience. People who whinge (including me) about continually unimpressive American movies can get off our bandwagon for a week and start telling others about this wonderful independent production funded by Lions Gate. An emotional rollercoaster that doesn’t stop until long after the cinema.
The Time Machine
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- Written by Matthew Toomey
Directed by: | Simon Wells |
Written by: | John Logan |
Starring: | Guy Pearce, Samantha Mumba, Jeremy Irons, Orlando Jones, Mark Addy, Phyllida Law, Sienna Guillory |
Released: | April 11, 2002 |
Grade: | B |
On the dawn of the 20th Century, Professor Alexander Hartdegen (Pearce) has made an important discovery. He realises that he has made his scientific work his number one priority for too long and that his girlfriend, Emma (Guillory), deserves more attention. The two meet in a snow covered park in New York and Alex pulls the ultimate surprise by asking her to be his wife. Instantly accepting, the two embrace but the moment is instantly transformed when they are set upon by a mugger and Emma is accidentally shot and killed when refusing to hand over her engagement ring.
Driven by Emma’s death, Alex becoming a recluse and resumes his research in the basement of his house. After four years, he comes upon the ultimate find - the ability to travel through time. He uses his time machine to travel back in time to stop the mugger from killing his fiancé and whilst successful, she is killed in another freak accident. From this, Alex learns that the past cannot indeed be changed. He now knows his only hope in finding a way to change the past, is to travel into the future where knowledge is at a higher level.
Only planning to travel a few hundred years ahead, Alex inadvertently slips 800,000 years into the future. The world still exists but is somewhat different and less advanced than the world he left behind. So just what has happened? He comes across a new race of humans which help provide the answers but they are being pursued by a subspecies of humans who now live below the surface...
For those unaware, The Time Machine is a famous book written by science fiction specialist H.G. Wells in 1895. His other renowned works include The Island Of Dr. Moreau, The Invisible Man and The War Of The Worlds. This effort is not the first time his novel has been adapted - it was made into a feature motion picture back in 1960.
The film is directed by Simon Wells, the great grandson of author H.G. Wells but as hard as he tries, the book cannot be given true justice on the big screen. The concepts explored in the book are fascinating and that same interest translates through the script but there just isn’t enough time in a 90 minute movie to go anywhere. It’s an unusual comment to make but yes, this film was too short and could have benefited from an additional hour. Also not helping the film is the truth that director Wells suffered a stress-related breakdown during the final three weeks of shooting and a replacement director, Gore Verbinksi, was called in.
I enjoy the fact that Guy Pearce chooses risky and unconventional material. He deserves better than this but his persona lifts the film above its substandard screenplay. His Hollywood resume now includes a healthy listing of critically acclaimed cult films such as Memento, Ravenous and L.A. Confidential.
With any movies involving time travel, I usually make a quip about how I’d love to go back in time and change the fact that this film was ever made. But since I know now that the past cannot be changed, I’m happy just to go into the future to discover those films that must be seen and those that must be avoided. Plus, I could make a little gambling profit on the side...