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Written by Matthew Toomey

Created: 26 December 2000

Soon after her release, Cruella helps develop a business known as “2nd Chance” with two other dog lovers.  It’s a place where dogs that have been rejected can stay before new owners are found.  Soon, Cruella on TV and magazine covers with tales of her remarkable transformation.

Of course that wouldn’t make much of movie?  Cruella’s evil side resurfaces and with the assistance of fashion designer Le Pelt (Depardieu), she plots to create a lavish coat made entirely out of dalmatian puppy fur.  Only this time, she’s added a hood to the garment and an extra dalmatian, making the total head count 102.

As with the original 101 Dalmatians, the star of the film is not Glenn Close but rather the adorable dogs that leave audience members giggling.  Throw in a bird that thinks it’s a dog (voiced by Eric Idle) and you’ve got everyone suckered.  All we needed was a baby and the audience stood no chance.

Following tradition of recent sequels, it’s the script that disappoints 102 Dalmatians and most of the original cast did not return as a result.  Jeff Daniels, Joely Richardson, Joan Plowright and Hugh Laurie all did not reappear.  The significant addition to the cast comes in the form of Gerard Depardieu but I cannot understand why he agreed to co-star.

The film has its moments with elaborately crafted action sequences combined with creative costuming and set decoration.  Kids will be kept amused but adults may find themselves a little weary.  With the other strong list of Christmas releases (including The Grinch and Chicken Run), 102 Dalmatians may struggle to find an audience.  You need more than just cute dogs to maintain the attention of this viewer.

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Written by Matthew Toomey

Created: 21 December 2000

Three years pass and chance brings them together.  Peter is photographer for a National Geographic piece in Pakistan and when a crew member is injured, they are forced to travel by helicopter to a mountain climbing community for medical assistance.  It is there he finds Annie, preparing to scale K-2 (the world’s second highest mountain) with business man Elliot Vaughn (Paxton) and guide Tom McLaren (Nicholas Lea).

All three are climbing for different reasons.  Tom is being paid $1,000,000 for the expedition.  Elliot is after publicity having just started a new airline and wants to be on top of the mountain when the first plane passes overhead.  Annie wants to do it for her father who knows he would be proud of her conquering one of man’s greatest challenges.

Things go horribly wrong when bad weather and a resulting avalanche trap them in a deep underground cavern at 26,000 feet (just over 2,000 feet from the summit).  At that height, the human body cannot last for long and projections give them just 36 hours to live.  And so, a team of six (including Peter), against all odds, ascend K-2 in a daring speed ascent rescue mission...

You don’t take films like Vertical Limit seriously - just kick back and enjoy the ride.  Sure there was plenty of bad dialogue and impossible escapes but I seemed to find myself caught up in the suspense.  Performances were admirable all things considered but Scott Glenn is always worth watching on screen and was in my opinion, the standout.

Excruciatingly frustrating was some of the direction from New Zealand director Martin Campbell (Goldeneye, The Mask Of Zorro).  On more than one instance, we’d see cast members in life-threatening situations but we’d never seem escape.  Next time we see the character, all is well.  Examples included the opening sequence with Peter and Annie rock-climbing and the final scene where Annie is pulled from the crevice.

Colombia Pictures has been promoting this film for months but early box-office projections from the United States suggest the film isn’t performing as expected.  Sure it may be fun, but the public are tiring of repetitious action.  It’s time to change the script.

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Written by Matthew Toomey

Created: 26 December 2000

Lars Von Trier’s Dancer In The Dark was this year’s Palm D’or winner and as always, critics were at loggerheads.  Some claimed the film the film was deserving but others claimed it was redemption for Von Trier not winning in 1997 for Breaking The Waves, a personal favourite of mine.

Dancer In The Dark is the story of Selma, a Czech mother with a 12-year-old son who migrated to the United States.  Both suffer from a birth defect in that they are slightly retarded and have failing eyesight.  As we discover, Selma has less than a year before she is totally blind.  In that time, she is working flat out at a factory to save money for an operation that can prevent her son from succumbing to blindness also.

Selma lives in a caravan rented from local police-office Bill (Morse) and his wife.  Bill inherited a large sum of money but through his wife’s lavish spending, the money is all gone and the bank is to repossess their house.  When Bill finds that Selma has over $2,000 stashed in her home, he steals the money and claims it is his own.  Who’s going to believe a retarded Czech mother over a local police officer?

Unbelievably painful to watch is the most apt way of describing Dancer In The Dark.  To take advantage of the disadvantaged is a callous act and it’s impossible not to be affected emotionally.

Singer turned actor Bjork, is strikingly brilliant as Selma as are the supporting cast members.  Von Trier uses many moving camera shots and close-ups and with the help of the cast, creates a “documentary-like” production adding to the realism.  I should have read the posters for the film before seeing the film as it contained a warning - “Dancer In The Dark commences with a four minute musical overture, accompanied only by a blank screen”.  Sure enough, many were left confused and one patron even complained to the staff indicating that there was a problem with the print.

The film would easily have been up with the best of the year had Von Trier not insisted on weaving unusual musical numbers into it.  I’m not sure what they are intended to indicate but distract from the main show - sort of like ad breaks.  Bjork may be a great actress but her singing technique is not my style and given she sings eight songs during the film, it becomes very annoying.

Certainly not for everyone, Dancer In The Dark again illustrates the talents of Lars Von Trier whilst also showing that he is human.  Clearly the big winner is Bjork with her performance and one wonders whether she’ll stick with singing or acting.  I’m hoping for acting.

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Written by Matthew Toomey

Created: 21 December 2000

From Taiwan and subtitled appropriately, Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon begins with great warrior Li Mu Bai (Yun-Fat) donating his 400-year-old sword to Sir Te.  Through deep meditation he has come to an understanding that it is time to retire.  For years he has searched for his mentor’s killer, Jade Fox, but has realised he may never find her.

Yet as soon as the Sir Te has possession of the sword it is stolen by a masked assailant with incredible skill in martial arts.  Just who is this talented swordsman and is there any link with Jade Fox?  The answers slowly unfold...

The best way of describing the film is as a fable filled with magic and mystical beings.  I found the plot predictable and a flashback scene of some half-an-hour midway though the film was a serious distraction from the main tangent.  Regardless, Ang Lee has produced more than I could imagine from the limited screenplay.

Speaking of Ang Lee, he would comfortably be included in my top 5 list of directors based on his efforts in Sense And Sensibility and particularly The Ice Storm.  The sword fighting scenes (and there are several of them) and incredibly shot.  In so many movies, we see a duel between two swordsman begin with each competitor going back and forth before one appears to be defeated before combating with an unseen manoeuvre to win the battle.  No so in Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon.  Each individual duel was fast and intense with no needless “fencing”.  For once I enjoyed the action more than the dramatic scenes.

As Taiwan’s entry at next year’s Academy Award, I can comfortably predict Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon walking away with the best foreign language Oscar next March.  It again illustrates the difference between cultures and the hidden talent that exists in non-English speaking countries.  It’s great to see the film getting a chance on a world stage and coming through with “flying” colours.  You will be very surprised.

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Written by Matthew Toomey

Created: 26 December 2000

When Satan decides to sit for another 10,000 years, Adrian and Cassius are furious.  They ascend to the surface in a plot to overtake and rule Earth.  In doing so, they have blocked the passage that takes people to hell which threatens to destroy it.  In desperation, Satan sends Nicky upworld to try to capture Adrian and Cassius and bring them back to hell to solve the problem.

Things aren’t going to be easy for Nicky as he’s unaccustomed to the human lifestyle.  Led by a talking dog (a friend of his father), he’ll meet a bizarre assortment of characters which each rivalling the last.

Certainly different, Little Nicky is an unusually entertaining film.  Personally, I question its M rating and suggest the censors were a little lenient given the subject material.  I mean would a 14-year-old kid understand why Satan is sticking a large pineapple up Hitler’s ass?  That’s the kind of humour you should expect.

The liveliest part of the film came from the numerous cameos.  Jon Lovitz, Dana Carvey, Rob Schneider, Quentin Tarantino and Rodney Dangerfield all make surprising appearances.  The best of the bunch was Reece Witherspoon as a “laid-back” angel from heaven who enjoys talking with her friends on her mobile and drinking the odd daiquiri.

Sandler films are an acquired taste and apart from The Wedding Singer, I haven’t been a fan.  It’s tough to see a good comedian limited to the same stupid scripts over and over.  At least Little Nicky is original enough to break some new ground.

Actors like Tom Hanks and Jim Carrey have broken the shackles and moved from comedy to drama but one feels Sandler doesn’t have that ability.  Yet as I speak, Sandler has just signed with one of Hollywood’s leading directors, Paul Thomas Anderson (Boogie Nights, Magnolia), to star in a top-secret movie.  Given the class of Anderson and the lack thereof from Sander, that will be a movie worth seeing!