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Written by Matthew Toomey

Created: 16 February 2003

Just Married is one of the best romantic comedy of the last few years.  The unlikely stars are Ashton Kutcher (Dude, Where’s My Car?) and Brittany Murphy (8 Mile) and for once, you can actually see chemistry between boy and girl.  Possibly, this can be attributed to the fact that both Kutcher and Murphy are deeply in love off the set.  But also worth an equal credit is writer/director Shawn Levy’s who’s fast-paced script lays the platform.

Sarah McNerney (Murphy) comes from a very wealthy family but is a lovely down-to-earth girl.  Tom Leezak (Kutcher) is a late-night radio announcer who loves his beer and sports.  The two meet at the beach when Tom, playing football with his mates, inadvertently throws a wild pass which hits Sarah in the face.  Within a month, they’ve moved in together and agreed to get married.  True love.

The set off for their honeymoon in Europe and all that was so perfect before wedding turns to ruin.  They get kicked out of their castle in France when Jack blows an electrical fuse by trying to stick an American plug in a European outlet.  This is just the beginning of their dramas.  What is supposed to be the most romantic time of their lives turns to hell with a series of unlucky events.

Back home, Sarah’s family remains disapproving of their daughter’s choice in a husband.  They have sent Sarah’s classier friend, Peter Prentis (Kane), to Venice to “coincidentally” stay in the same hotel and help Sarah understand that he is the guy and not Jack.  His arrival adds plenty of fuel to the fire but can Jack and Sarah get passed this challenge and resolve the growing conflict between them?  Perhaps they did rush into things a little too quickly?  It’s a learning experience.

Kutcher and Murphy are a true delight to watch on screen.  They take everything very humorously and Murphy spends a lot of time laughing heartedly (and I don’t think she’s acting).  It looks real and their improvised style is refreshing.  I get tired of the seriousness of most romantic comedies – they are full of clichés and everyone speaks with unnecessary elegance.  Another positive is the lack of zany supporting characters – whilst such anomalies do appear, they don’t take the focus away from the leading duo.

Shawn Levy made last year’s Big Fat Liar and has been chosen to make an American adaptation of the enjoyable English flick, Fever Pitch, later this year.  He has a distinctive style in Just Married – he skips over many obligatory scenes (such as the wedding preparations and “I do” scene) to keep the story moving.  Another tradition not followed is the conclusion’s drawn-out reconciliation scene.  Here, things are perfectly apt – short and sweet – roll credits, play song, we’re away.

Just Married is slick, cool, sharp and funny.  When going to a romantic comedy, what more do you want?

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Written by Matthew Toomey

Created: 13 February 2003

Eminem’s music is as controversial as it is influential. It all began in Detroit, Michigan where he performed at many clubs and hip hop venues. Only a few years later, he was a multi-award winning artist with Grammys and MTV Music Awards to his credit. 8 Mile marks his cinematic debut and his intimate knowledge of the material sees him excel beyond most expectations.

Whilst the film is based on Eminem’s experiences, it is not a biography. In the film, his character is Jimmy Smith, Jr, known to everyone as Rabbit, who is a talented rapper living in a poverty stricken community. He’s just split from his girlfriend and with nowhere else to go, has moved back in with this mum (Basinger) in a tiny caravan. His relationship with his mother is strained, given she doesn’t work, wastes precious money on bingo, and is dating a loser in the hope of leeching money of him.

Struggling to find to get by himself with a part-time factory job, Rabbit believes in something better. He’s saving all he can to pay for studio time where he can record his music and send it to powerful industry people. His friends Future (Pfifer), Cheddar Bob (Jones), Sol (Miller) and DJ Iz (Wilson) are trying to help with their support and his new girlfriend, Alex (Murphy) is providing more than inspiration. But not all are loyal to Rabbit’s cause and he’ll soon find some people can’t be trusted.

The key to the story is a contest at The Shelter where rappers face off in one-on-one rhyming contests. They are forced to come up with an on-the-spot rap, which usually belittles their opponent, to win crowd approval. The audience is the judge and the contest continues until there’s only one man standing. Eminem himself has spoken of the significance of losing such a competition: “I remember, if I lost a battle, it would be like my entire world was crumbling… I would feel like my whole life was over. It may look silly to a lot of people, but to a lot of us, it’s our world.”

Curtis Hanson’s last two films, Wonder Boys and L.A. Confidential were nothing short of brilliant and despite being an unusual choice for a leading director, 8 Mile is equally as impressive. Hanson has the ability to take a standard story and through his artistry, make it utterly compelling without diminishing the screenplay or directly preaching life lessons. He just likes telling stories. The closing credits are perfectly timed and it leaves the audience wondering and thinking. There’s no need for any obligatory “they all lived happily ever after” stuff and Hanson knows it.

Also deserving credit for the above analysis is screenwriter Scott Silver who doesn’t use a formulaic method. There were several scenes where I thought something was going to happen and it didn’t – clichés went out the window and it felt so great! I also enjoyed the fact the film focused on the music and whilst looking at the depressing life-style that dominates these communities, it didn’t paint some stereotypical world of black guys on drugs getting wasted every night.

With no leading film stars, one would expect only Eminem fans to be buying tickets to 8 Mile. Judging from the numerous sold-out sessions in Australia over the weekend and the very large box-office take in America ($115m), the public is willing to give Eminem a chance on screen even if indifferent to his music. They’re prepared to go the extra mile and deserve the prize of seeing one of the year’s best.

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Written by Matthew Toomey

Created: 15 February 2003

The concept of Jackass began in 1996 when magazine editor Jeff Tremaine suggested to Johnny Knoxville that he videotape his crazy stunts.  Together, they released these videos to the public and Jackass became an overnight sensation.  MTV bought the rights and soon, a weekly show was being broadcast across America.  The show has only recently debuted in Australia (Wednesday nights at 10pm on Channel 10).  But with TV censorship limiting what they could show, they decided to make a movie (which has been rated R here) to take the depravity one step further and go in search of a larger audience.

Basically, it’s a bunch of guys, who with the help of friends, do things that are highly dangerous, disgustingly sick, or both.  Some stunts are funnier than others and the film is a mixed bag but be forewarned that this stuff will shock you.  It’s not cheap toilet humour – this is full on, nasty stuff.  There’s no point reviewing such a film by looking at the acting, the direction or the plot.  All you can go on is a gut feeling and oh yes, my gut was moving during some of these scenes.  Some stunts are funnier than others and the film is a mixed bag but be forewarned that this stuff will shock you.  It’s not cheap toilet humour – this is full on, nasty stuff.

With that out of the way, there’s nothing left to do except describe what I was witness to.  Believe me, this is not a joke.  Everything I list below, is seen in this film.  Nothing more needs to be said.

• A guy gets an electric shock device, straps it to his scrotum, and then lets his friends turn the nob up and down.

• A guy goes up to random strangers on the street, strips off all his clothes (except for a g-string) and then starts dancing.

• A guy takes on a world boxing champion and is beaten to the point where he is concussed and requires stitches to the head.

• A guy is shot in the stomach (with no protection) by a projectile travelling at a speed of 250 feet per second.

• A guy dangles above a pool of alligators, wearing only a jock-strap, with a large slice of meat hanging from his back, tempting the alligator to eat it.

• A guy goes into a plumbing store and takes a dump in a brand new toilet which is not connected to any plumbing.

• A guy leaves an alligator in the kitchen of this house so that his mother will get a surprise when she gets home.

• A guy is forced to go a long period of time without using the restroom and then shits himself (literally) in the car before showing everyone the mess he has made.

• A guy rents a hire-car before completely destroying it and then returning it to the rental place.

• A guy inserts a firework in his anus and lets it fire off into the night sky.

• A guy sticks pounds of live shrimp in his underwear before diving into a tank of whale sharks.

• A guy inserts a toy car in his butt before going to a doctor to have it x-rayed and see the response he gets.

• A guy deliberately gives himself paper cuts in between every finger and every toe on his body.

• A guy makes a plain snow cone, urinates on it for flavour, eats it, and then throws up the yellow liquid.

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Written by Matthew Toomey

Created: 13 February 2003

Warren Schmidt (Nicholson) is 66 years old.  He’s been married to wife Helen (Squibb) for 42 years.  He has one daughter, Jeannie (Davis), who’s moved away and now engaged to Randall (Mulroney), a mattress salesman who invests in pyramid schemes.  All his life Warren’s worked at the same insurance company and has just closed this chapter of his life with a quaint retirement party.

Instantly, Warren starts suffering withdrawal symptoms from being away from work.   He has too much free time and not enough to do with it - it’s somewhat of a late-life crisis.  The routine he’d developed over time has been suddenly broken and he’s very uncomfortable with the situation.  His wife has convinced him to buy a luxury camper van so they can travel across the country visiting heaps of places and do things together.  Warren’s not exactly thrilled.

An unexpected event will soon throw Warren’s plans out the window.  He’ll begin a new journey of self-discovery that will involve members of his current family, members of his future family, and members of a long distant “foster” family.  They will all play their part in answering Warren’s question whether he has used his life to make a difference - a question he finds the need to have answered.

People are sick and tired of my ravings for a low-profile 1999 release called Election.  Despite near-unanimous critical acclaim, the Matthew Broderick / Reese Witherspoon film struggled commercially.  Few saw the black comedy and many that did, failed to appreciate the many small nuances that made it so great.  About Schmidt is from the same writing/directing team that made Election, Alexander Payne and Jim Taylor.

Both deserve recognition and the Hollywood Foreign Press provided that a few weeks ago when their script for About Schmidt won the best screenplay award.  It won’t be the only time they’re honoured because this film has a deeply layered story that like Election, balances the genres of comedy and drama without swinging either way.  I expect older generations to relate most to Warren’s story but there’s ample material (with emphasis on Jeannie’s wedding) to give everyone food-for-thought.

Himself in his later years, Jack Nicholson lets his sarcastically depressed expression epitomise this role.  He says very little (apart from voice-overs) but there’s no need to.  With the bunch of quality roles he’s received of late, there’s no need for Nicholson to consider retirement despite his age of 65.  The most surprising “appearance” comes from the 54-year-old Kathy Bates, who as Warren’s future mother-in-law, reveals a lot more than you would expect in an hilariously crazy scene late in the film.

As a minor criticism, the film did drift off the road at times.  I’d have preferred to see a shorter introduction and more time spent with Randall’s family and their wedding preparations but I can understand the filmmakers’ willingness to focus on Warren rather than the supporting cast - as the title itself says, it is about Schmidt.  In all, it’s a touching journey that will leave some audience members quietly giggling and others deeply contemplating.  Another quality addition to the Oscar season.

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Written by Matthew Toomey

Created: 13 February 2003

I’ll acknowledge there are a large majority who are claiming The Hours as one of the year’s best.  The Golden Globe win for best drama and actress win for Nicole Kidman enough proof.  Yet I can only look at a film from my own background and experiences and to me, the film was a tedious drama that cannot express the messages it aims to.

Nicole Kidman is Virigina Woolf, a writer living near London who suffers from depression.  It’s 1923 and her loving husband is trying valiantly, with the help of doctors, to cure his wife’s illness.  She has twice tried to take her life without success.  Virigina is now writing a novel called Mrs. Dalloway and has arranged a tea-party with her sister, Vanessa (Richardson) at 4pm.

Julianne Moore is Laura Brown, a mother who does not love her husband (Reilly) nor 9 year-old-son.  It’s 1951 and crumpled with the realisation she is a homosexual, she struggles to maintain the facade that is her marriage.  In this repressed era, she cannot bear the torment any longer.  It is her husband’s birthday and after baking him a cake for their small family party, she drives to a hotel.  There she reads a novel, Mrs. Dalloway, before deciding to take her own life.

Meryl Streep is Clarissa Vaughan, a wealthy woman living in a same-sex relationship with her girlfriend, Sally (Janney).  It’s 2001 and Clarissa pays a morning visit to the man she was once married, Richard Brown (Harris), who nicknamed her Mrs. Dalloway.  Richard was a very successful poet but contracted AIDS and now suffers as he lives out his final months.  In the afternoon, Brown is to be honoured with a special award so the emotional Clarissa is preparing a post-celebration party where all his close friends will be invited.

Three women in three different time frames with the film showing a single pivotal day in their lives.  Each with a common link to the fictional character of Mrs. Dalloway.  Each with a link to a homosexual relationship.  Each having to deal with a different cause to suicide.  As expected, this beautifully woven was adapted from a novel.  Written by Michael Cunningham only two years ago, The Hours, has been adapted for the screen by David Hare and it is here where I believe the film suffers material flaws.

Whilst I believe critics who acclaim the novel as a work of art, I didn’t feel the same about the cinematic adaptation.  Apart from the three leading ladies, the numerous supporting cast members were unexplored and for many, unexplained.  They seemed to drift in and out with little purpose.  If I’d read the novel, I’m sure I would have understood and adored this production but not having done so, I was left well and truly out in the cold.  I was confused as to where these characters fitted into the picture and instead of appreciating the message, I was battling to keep up.

The acting itself is of high quality with Meryl Streep gaining the most screen time and easily delivering the best performance.  Julianne Moore intentionally bland demeanour is over exaggerated and Nicole Kidman’s small role is gather more attention than it should thanks to a prosthetic nose.  Director Stephen Daldry (Billy Elliot) creatively intertwines the stories but is let down by the screenplay’s inability to make it’s point.