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Written by Matthew Toomey

Created: 11 January 2001

Surprise!  The job has gone to Darcy McGuire (Hunt) who has come from another top firm with the reputation of being a hard-nosed bitch.  Women are now the significant target in the advertising market and Dan doesn’t believe Nick has the touch to develop the firm in that area.

In her introductory address, Darcy gives the staff a chance to impress.  She gives everyone a box of women’s products that require advertising ideas.  To show he still has what it takes, Nick decides to try a few of the products - lipstick, eye shadow, pantyhose...  However, in a drunken state, Nick falls into the bathtub with the hairdryer.  When he wakes up the next morning, something is different - he can hear what women think.

Stunned at first, the advice of a marriage counsellor (Midler) puts him on track.  As she says, “if you know what women want...the world can be yours”.  Think of the possibilities.

Bottom line, What Women Want should be taken with a grain of salt.  I could begin a deep psychological discussion on what both women and men think or I could ask everyone to read Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus.  It’s worthy subject material but is not treated seriously in this film.

Mel Gibson is a stereotypical male bastard who treats women like dirt until he sees the light through this special gift.  For some reason, in this large session in which I saw the film, women were crazy about the film.  They loved seeing Mel Gibson transform and win the hearts of all women.  Sadly, that’s all the film really offers so please advise boyfriends to stay at home.

Of most interest from a male perspective are the workings of the firm and the final product that both Nick and Darcy show to Nike executives.  Those being picky (such as myself) will see the obvious flaws.  How is it that the thoughts heard are only selective - surely women think about more things?  The film’s conclusion was also poor.  Without revealing too much, why didn’t Darcy ask Nick how he knew her thoughts?

Sure it’s meant to be a light-hearted comedy and I confess I did laugh occasionally but there wasn’t enough to material to hold my attention for over two hours.  If you take a look at Nancy Meyer’s previous efforts, Father Of The Bride, Father Of The Bride II and The Parent Trap, you know you’re in for a “rosy and fluffy" ride.  Honestly, would anyone really want to know what women think?  If we all knew what each other thought, life would be pretty boring.  Then again, I could have seen this coming and braced myself for the experience...

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Written by Matthew Toomey

Created: 26 December 2000

Right from the start of the three-day trip to the parents’ home, Greg knows that Jack is out to crucify him.  He pounces on every false move he makes and when he discovers that Jack worked in the CIA for over 30 years, he knows he’s met his match.  At one point, Jack even has Greg on a lie-detector machine asking questions like “have you ever watched any pornographic material?”

Meet The Parents is a situational comedy from director Jay Roach (Austin Powers).  Believe it or not, it’s actually a remake of a low-budget film made in 1992.  Original writer and director Greg Glienna helped make the 2000 version.

On face value, the film is very entertaining.  Robert DeNiro and Ben Stiller work effectively together and create incredibly squirming situations.  This is best illustrated when Greg tries to tell a joke that Jack doesn’t get - you can’t help but feel uncomfortable.  I was not a fan of DeNiro in Analyze This (although a lot of people were) but I’m much more appreciative of his comedic talent following Meet The Parents.  Blythe Danner (mother of Gwyneth Paltrow) is also great as the mother and her quirkiness is really funny to watch - you don't what she’ll say next.

Disappointingly, the movie did not at all flow well.  On one hand, there were two great scenes that ended rather abruptly - the urn and the lie detector and both I feel could have been taken much further for more laughs.  On the other hand, there were scenes that seemed childish and out of place with particular emphasis on the bogged car in the back yard.  Frankly, the last half hour spoilt much of the previous work as it tries to tie up loose ends with sentiment - completely unnecessary.  All in all it adds up to a film with promise that doesn’t fully deliver.

Soaring high above the American box-office charts for four weeks (the most of any film this year) and bound to debut atop the Australian charts, Meet The Parents will be talked about as a must see film of 2000.  If there’s one thing I’ll remember the film for, it’s Greg’s surname that seems to pop up from time to time and is spoken so nonchalantly and casually.  I won’t spoil it for those yet to see it but it makes room for several jokes that are the highlight of the film.

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Written by Matthew Toomey

Created: 04 January 2001

15 years pass and memories are starting to fade of a world that once was.  Cole (Damon), one of the survivors, is now a reckless 19-year-old working on a space colony.  His father also escaped Earth but the two were separated and no word has been heard of him since.  Cole's father piloted a vessel known as the Titan to the far reaches of the galaxy with the power of regenerating and saving the human race.

Cole knows nothing of this until informed by space traveller Korso (Pullman).  Korso has in his possession a magic ring that when placed on Cole's hand, shows the way to where the Titan is hidden.  Together with another human crew member, Akima (Barrymore), and a bizarre alien crew, they venture into the unknown to await their destiny.

Titan A.E. is the second film from the newly formed 20th Century Fox Animation following the 1997 release of Anastasia.  Times sure have changed in the animation world.  I can remember Anastasia's release was much anticipated as it represented the first company other than Disney to create a big animated blockbuster.  Titan A.E. cost a rumoured $75m with its high-tech computer animation but sadly has recouped little at the box-office.

As always, the animation is high-class and the voices well cast.  It seems your aren't a Hollywood star these days unless you've done a voice in an animated flick and adding their talents to this film are the likes of Matt Damon, Drew Barrymore, Bill Pullman, John Leguizamo, Janeane Garofalo and Nathan Lane.  The only major problem with the film is that it doesn't appear to have a target audience.  It is violent and complex (including a few subtitles) which makes it inappropriate for small children and yet it's hard to see adults paying $12 when the likes of Meet The Parents and What Women Want are screening in the cinema next door.

The script has depth.  Whilst it doesn't rival recent hits such as Toy Story 2 and Chicken Run and doesn't feature an array of musical numbers, the story will hold your attention.  It borrows from a mixture of science fiction classics including Star Wars and Alien and there's plenty of action and galactic chases.

Bound to gather a cult following rather than perform at the box-office, Titan A.E. shows that computer generated films can be targeted at an older audience.  But just like we've asked ourselves before, is anyone really watching out there?

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Written by Matthew Toomey

Created: 26 December 2000

I have described the film ever so briefly above but there is little more I can add without spoiling most the film.  Ethan and Joel Coen are brave and adventurous filmmakers themselves but no matter how hard you try, you can’t get it right all the time.  O Brother, Where Art Thou? is based on Homer’s poem, The Odyssey, written almost 3,000 years ago.  Of course there is still conjecture today as to whether Homer even existed but that’s another story.

The cast are all well rounded.  Both George Clooney and Tim Blake Nelson are superb and I love seeing John Goodman in action.  Extravagant lengths have been taken to set up many scenes, which is fine work on behalf of production designer, Dennis Gassner.  The Coen brothers’ most recent film, The Big Lebowski, took several viewings to fully appreciate and did grow on me.  Perhaps O Brother, Where Art Thou? may do the same but right now, I feel let down.

Bottom line, it’s a very strange film that many will enjoy and others simply will not.  There are a few musical numbers mixed with totally bizarre subplots.  It is an interesting trip but upon reaching the end, I just didn’t understand the point.  I know Homer said “the journey’s the thing” but in this instance, I wanted more appreciation.

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Written by Matthew Toomey

Created: 01 January 2001

Violet Sanford (Perabo) lives in New Jersey with her father Bill (Goodman) but has decided it’s time to move on.  She’s found a small pad in New York City where she can establish herself and try to make it as a songwriter.  Violet can sing beautifully but suffers from stage fright, as did her late mother, and her phobia limits her opportunities.

Desperate for a job, she sees three beautiful girls in a cafe laughing, giggling and flashing around $50 bills they had made the night previous.  She overhears they’re waitresses at a bar known as Coyote Ugly and a position will be available within a week.  Too good to be true?

Approaching the bar’s owner, Violet gets the job but it’s not what she expected.  The girls sing and dance on the bar, shower customers with water and ice and stay open until dawn.  She soon catches the drift though, fits right in and meets the dream guy.  You can’t have a movie however without adversities and yes, they’re just around the corner...

Very disappointing is an apt description for Coyote Ugly.  Every time I felt the film getting on track, it derailed yet again - it just couldn’t get passed second base.  John Goodman stands out like a beacon as the only cast member who can truly act.  He has less screen time than anyone but manages to produce the most laughs, if the audience at my screening were anything to go by.

Of the remaining cast, Piper Perabo indicates that she will be a leading actress of the future.  The first question that came to mind though was whether that was her singing all those songs in the movie? Sadly, the answer is no.  In fact, the songs are performed by LeAnn Rimes.  In hindsight, it explains why Rimes has a cameo in the final two minutes.  Perhaps they should have found an actress who can sing to play the leading role.  Think back to Jane Horrocks performance in Little Voice.

Australian Adam Garcia plays the boyfriend in what can only be described as a mind-numbingly awful performance.  So many of his lines are forced and appear as if they’ve been read straight of an auto cue.  Perhaps he felt the same dissatisfaction with the script as I did.

Coyote Ugly is produced by Jerry Bruckheimer - the same guy who made Bad Boys, The Rock, Con Air, Armageddon and Gone In 60 Seconds.  Whilst it’s a step away from his traditional “action” theme, not much has changed in terms of quality (that’s bad).  Let’s look at the film’s PG rating as an illustration.  Despite half the movie being set in a bar, there is no bad language whatsoever.  I’m not sure what world Jerry Bruckheimer is from but it ain’t this one.  His softening of the film from an M to a PG rating has done nothing but expand the number of possible audience members.  To jeopardise the whole movie for the sake of a few bucks - that takes a lot of class.