The Internship (out now) will suck the life out of you. It's a 2-hour advertisement for Google that revolves around two middle-aged morons who apply for an internship and then start impressing people with their team spirit. The IT jokes are dumb, the crude humour doesn't fit and every element of the story feels false. Grade: C-.

After Earth (out Jun 13) is set 1,000 years into the future and follows a father & son team who are trying to be rescued after their space craft crashes. This is bland stuff. 14-year-old Jaden Smith lacks charisma as the "hero" and there are far too many moments of convenience contained within the storyline. Grade: C.

Still Mine (out Jun 13) is the story of an elderly man trying to come to grips with his wife's Alzheimer's Disease while facing legal dramas as he attempts to build his own house. This is a comfortable, Sunday-afternoon kind of a movie. These characters are a little too straight forward but it's hard to speak badly of them. Grade: B-.

A Lady In Paris (out Jun 13) centres on an Estonian lady who accepts a job in Paris to care for a elderly woman who lives a largely reclusive life. Both are lonely and both draw much from each other's company. This is a simple, agreeable, dialogue-driven tale that boasts two very nice performances. Grade: B+.

Farewell, My Queen (out now) chronicles a few days in the life of Marie Antoinette as told solely from the perspective of a servant. There's a lot of walking, there's a lot of whispering and there's a lot of name dropping. Sadly, there's not much in the way of an interesting story. Surprisingly dull given the subject matter. Grade: C+.

Ping Pong (out Jun 6) is a straight-forward documentary about a group of elderly table tennis players who enter the Over 80s World Championships in Beijing. It's interesting to hear the value of sport at that age but the film veers off on some strange tangents and the ping pong scenes themselves aren't that exciting. Grade: B-.

Fast & Furious 6 (out Jun 6) has a forgettable premise with a forgettable villain. The action/battle sequences are too over-the-top and with so many characters involved, I often had trouble working out who was fighting and who had the upper hand. Grade: C+.

A Haunted House (out May 30) has more misses than hits. The Paranormal Activity franchise is tired and deserves to be spoofed. A shame they couldn't make more of the opportunity and gone for something better than this simple, repetitive toilet humour. Grade: C+.

Sinister (out May 30) is an effective supernatural thriller about a true-crime writer (Ethan Hawke) who discovers a connection between a series of gruesome murders. You could say the ending is too obvious but for the most part, it kept me on the edge of my seat. Good premise, good leading character. Grade: A-.

The Great Gatsby (out May 30) is the tale of a mysterious millionaire trying to win the affections of a young married woman. It looks like you’re watching a moving painting and New York in the 1920s could not look any more beautiful. It is missing the most important ingredient though – emotion. Sadly, I cared very little for these characters. Grade: B.