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Brisbane Floods

 

A lot can happen in a week.  That has certainly been evident here in the city of Brisbane.

 

Last Monday, I went to work, came home and wrote my regular Film Pie blog.  Everything since that time has been anything but ordinary.

 

Like most major events, you never forget where you were when it transpired.  I’d taken the morning off work on Tuesday, 11 January 2011 to see an advance screening of the new Nicole Kidman film Rabbit Hole.  I entered the cinema at 10am and while waiting for the film to commence, I noticed a message in my Twitter feed saying that people in the low lying areas of West End had been told to evacuate.

 

As I left the theatre 90 minutes later, I received a call from a fellow staff member at the University of Queensland advising me that they were leaving the campus due to a risk of flooding.  The staff at Dendy Portside (where I was) were telling patrons to take their cars out of the car park in case the river spilled over.  The seriousness of the situation was sinking in quickly.

 

I live in the Brisbane CBD and there’s a famous photo of when Festival Hall flooded in 1974.  You can view it here.  Considering my apartment building is now on that very spot, this was cause for concern.  I packed a few things and vacated to my mother’s house at Stafford Hts.

 

There wasn’t much to be done over the next few days.  All you could do is sit and wait for the flood waters to arrive.  I love photography so I roamed some of my favourite spots in Brisbane to grab some shots.  You can see them in my Facebook profile and on my Flickr feed by clicking here.

 

I don’t want to sound insensitive to those who have suffered great loss during the Brisbane floods but it has been an interesting “experience”.  We always see stuff on the news and read stories in the paper about natural disasters which have occurred elsewhere in the world.  It’s not until that one turns up on your own doorstep that you have an appreciation for what it’s like and how it affects people.

 

I have only just finished reading a book called The Black Swan (thanks to John Koy for the recommendation) which talks about major events in history, how difficult they are to predict, and the way people react afterwards.  These floods aren’t a true “black swan” in the sense that this has happened before but it still came as a surprise to many.

 

What I witnessed on Friday and Saturday around Brisbane was inspiring.  I walked out to Rosalie to check on the fate of one of my favourite cinemas, the Blue Room Cinebar.  The street was packed with an army of volunteers cleaning out houses and sweeping the mud off the sidewalk.  It brought a tear to my eye.

 

The people of Brisbane had dropped everything and were united behind a common goal – to get our city back on track.  I admit this was hard to reconcile.  These are the same people who at the last Federal election were asking politicians “what’s in it for me?”  These are the same people who post vitriolic comments on news sights slamming everything from Anna Bligh to Oprah Winfrey.

 

They say that a crisis can bring out the best and worst in people.  From my own experience, I now believe that it’s the “best” in the large majority of cases.  My Facebook and Twitter feeds were filled with messages of good will.  Some were volunteering to clean.  Others were donating foods and clothes.  It was amazing stuff.

 

I haven’t had to do any cleaning myself (I asked a few friends but they said they had more than enough help) so my attention has been to my workplace, the University of Queensland at St Lucia.  I’ve spent the last few days working with the disaster recovery team to get the campus re-opened by Thursday.

 

The media coverage has also been great to follow.  My radio has been permanently on 612ABC Brisbane and my television flicking between all the networks that were offering 24 hours news coverage.  Elements were overdramatised (it was like “buzzword bingo” at times) but what these stations did incredibly well was getting important information out to people.  We knew which roads were cut off, we knew how to volunteer and we knew where to get fresh bread.  The images from their high flying helicopters painted a picture of the devastation and helped let us know which areas were badly affected.

 

What of our leaders?  It is my opinion that Lord Mayor Campbell Newman and Premier Anna Bligh have been excellent with their regular updates.  They’ll both receive a deserved boost in the polls for their efforts and I’m curious to see how they’ll perform over the next few months.  It’s only natural that people will start asking the tough questions as life returns to normal.  What can be done to stop this happening again?  What financial assistance will be offered to people who are uninsured?  There’ll be some heated debates ahead.

 

For the record, my own property was marginally affected by the flood.  The water level came to the front steps of the apartment building but no higher.  Unfortunately, this flooded the 4 level basement car park.  They’ve been pumping the water out for 3 straight days and they’re not finished yet.  This has also meant that the lifts are out in the building.  I’m continuing to stay with my mum (it’s nice to be pampered) and hopefully I can return home permanently in a few days.

 

I can be cynical at times but today, I’m proud to say that I live in a great city filled with equally great people.  Well done Brisbane!

 

Golden Globes

 

On a much lesser note, the Golden Globes were held today in Hollywood.  The Globes are probably the second most important awards (following the Screen Actors Guild Awards) in the lead up to the Oscars.  If you can win and make a great speech, it can only boost your chances.

 

Here’s a quick rundown of the major winners in the film categories:

 

Best Film – Drama: The Social Network

Best Film – Comedy/Musical:  The Kids Are All Right

Best Actor – Drama:  Colin Firth (The King’s Speech)

Best Actress – Drama:  Natalie Portman (Black Swan)

Best Actor – Comedy/Musical:  Paul Giamatti (Barney’s Version)

Best Actress – Comedy/Musical:  Annette Bening (The Kids Are All Right)

Best Supporting Actor – Christian Bale (The Fighter)

Best Supporting Actress – Melissa Leo (The Fighter)

Best Director – David Fincher (The Social Network)

Best Screenplay – Aaron Sorkin (The Social Network)

 

Sadly, none of the Australians were successful but it’s still great to see four of them nominated.  I’m particularly proud of Jackie Weaver given Animal Kingdom is such a small film relative to those its up against.

 

Ricky Gervais did a decent job as host.  It was as if he was trying to offend as many people as possible.  The highlight for me was seeing Robert Downey Jr on stage presenting an award for best comedy actress.  The guy has a great sense of humour.

 

A big thanks to all those who entered by Golden Globes competition.  I received 59 entries and the winner was Peter Taggart with 5 out of 6.  Peter also nabbed the age of the best film drama presenter – he had a hunch it might be Michael Douglas and so picked 66 as the age.  Well done to Peter.

 

Not far away on 4 out of 6 were Sarah Ward, Michaela Murray and Craig Turton.

 

I’ll be having an even bigger Oscars competition is a few weeks time to stay tuned.

 

As for myself, I lost $300 on Johnny Depp (he didn’t deserve to win so I can’t complain) but picked up $330 on The Social Network.  The net profit of $30 adds to my total tally of award show winnings – now at $3,733 since 1996.

 

Having witnessed the destruction across Brisbane over the past week, the only thing I can do with this cash is donate it to the Premier’s Flood Relief Appeal.  I’m therefore pitching in $930 (representing my initial investment and winnings) towards the Appeal.  Thanks to The Social Network for coming through!  You can donate yourself by clicking here.

 

Next week’s blog will be a late one.  The Academy Award nominations are released on Tuesday, 25 January 2011 at 11:38pm Brisbane time.  I’ll have my comments on the nominees up on my blog about an hour afterwards.  Talk to you then!

 

From a film critic’s perspective, it’s always exciting when a new year begins.  The slate is wiped clean and we can charge ourselves up for what will hopefully be a great line up of releases.

 

2011 marks my 16th year as a critic and I can’t believe how quickly the time has flown.  It seems like only yesterday that I was reviewing Operation Dumbo Drop (my first ever review) at the Sunshine Plaza cinemas.  I’ve chalked up almost 3,000 official gradings in that time and have carved out more than 1,100 full reviews.  I’m only 33 so I there are hopefully many more films to review.

 

2010 Wrap Up

 

Before I close the book on 2010, I do need to quickly reflect from a personal point of view.  I try to advance myself as a critic each year and the past 12 months has been a success in that regard.

 

I obtained accreditation on Rotten Tomatoes as a critic.  This has increased traffic to my website and it’s nice to have my reviewed listed on such a well regarded website.  The highlight was my “first in the world” review of Paranormal Activity 2.  I wrote about it in a blog which you can read here.

 

I had heaps of reviewing the latest movies and DVDs on Spencer Howson’s morning breakfast show on 612ABC Brisbane.  I’ve been a contributor to the show for more than 5 years now but it’s never before has Spencer had such a dominance in the ratings.  He topped the ratings for all but one survey during the year.

 

The success of Spencer’s program has allowed me to interview a few stars and filmmakers during 2010.  I chatted with Mia Wasikowska (Alice In Wonderland), Patricia Clarkson (Cairo Time), Caitlin Stasey (Tomorrow When The War Began), Ryan Kwanten (Red Hill), director Taika Waititi (Boy) and director Tom Hooper (The King’s Speech).  I started up a new section of the website with podcasts and transcripts which you can access here.  Hopefully I’ll have even more interviews to share with you in 2011.

 

A fun night for me was doing an on stage Q&A with Joel Edgerton and Rhada Mitchell and talking about their film The Waiting City in front of a sell out crowd.  I had a few drinks with them before and it was great to hear their perspective on the industry and the films they’ve been working on.  You can check out a photo right here.

 

There were plenty of other highlights too.  I finished my first full year reviewing DVDs (both new and classics) on David Iliffe’s morning radio program for ABC Southern Queensland.  I’ve done a few things to enhance the Film Pie website and I’m getting in a professional soon to help me with it.  I’ve boosted my Twitter following (met some great people too) and given away tickets to films like The Social Network and The King’s Speech.

 

I should finish my mentioning that I took my mother to see a movie.  This may not sound like much but my mother normally hates movies.  I’ve been trying for 15 years to get her to something and finally she relented and saw The King’s Speech with me at the Palace Barracks.  The good news was that she loved it.

 

Golden Globes Betting & Competition

 

The awards season is now in full swing with The Social Network dominating the bulk of the best picture prizes.


The all important Golden Globe Awards are held next Monday Brisbane time and as I do each year, I’ve thrown down a couple of bets - $600 on The Social Network to win best picture at $1.55 and $300 on Johnny Depp (Alice In Wonderland) to win best actor in a comedy/musical at $2.50.  We’ll see how they go.

 

On that note, the time for my annual Golden Globes competition. I have selected 6 of the more wide-open categories (including one from the TV section) and everyone is invited to pick who they think will be the winner. Don’t worry if you’re not sure, guessing may be the best way to go!

In the event of a tie, the winner will be determined using the tie-breaker question below.  You just have to guess the average age of the person who presents the award for best picture - drama.  If two or more people present, an average age will be used.

The one and only prize is a double movie pass to the film of your choice (I'll even try to get you along to a preview if I can).  As an alternative (and this will be useful for those not in Brisbane), I'll buy you the DVD of your choice.

You have until 11am next Monday, 17 January 2011 (Brisbane time) to enter.

 

The online entry form can be accessed on the front page of my website.  Simply go to www.thefilmpie.com.

 

New GOMA Retrospective

 

The Gallery Of Modern Art (GOMA) in Brisbane has put on a few great film retrospectives over the past year.  I can remember checking out one of my all time favourite films, The Ice Storm, around 12 months ago in their Cinémathèque.

 

Well the great news for lovers of cinema is that they have a fantastic new program on over the next two months.  It’s called A New Tomorrow: Visions of the Future in Cinema and “features allegorical and often prescient films which envision possible futures.”

 

The awesome list of films screening include the original Astroboy, 2001: A Space Odyssey, A Clockwork Orange, Mad Max, E.T., Nineteen Eighty Four, The Terminator, Robocop, Total Recall, 12 Monkeys, Gattaca, Dark City, Existenz, The Matrix, A.I., 28 Days Later, V For Vendetta, Children Of Men, The Fountain, District 9, Moon and WALL-E.  Not a bad list, huh?

 

Tickets are just $9 each and the program runs until February 27.  You can find out more by clicking here.

 

 

That’ll do it for my first blog of 2011.  Don’t forget to enter my pick the Golden Globes comp.  You’ve got nothing to lose!  Next week, I’ll talk about the winners and preview the Oscar nominations which are out on January 25.  See ya!

 

I published my best and worst list for 2010 in last week’s blog as I’ve got something special to finish off the year.

 

The pick of the Boxing Day releases in Australia this year is The King’s Speech.  It’s a fantastic movie about King George VI who overcame a stuttering problem thanks to the help of an unorthodox Australian speech therapist named Lionel Logue.

 

The King’s Speech topped the list of nominations at the Golden Globe Awards and the Screen Actors Guild Awards last week.  It’s in line for several Academy Award nominations and Colin Firth is a very warm favourite for the best actor Oscar (which is great news).

 

I was lucky enough to speak with the director of the film, Tom Hooper, while was recently in Australia at the Sydney premiere.

 

You can download an abbreviated podcast of the interview (which runs for about 10 minute) in my special podcast section.  Just click here.

 

Here then, is what Tom Hooper had to say…

 

Matt: I believe you have an Australian connection in that your mother was Australian. Is that right?

 

Tom: Yeah, my mother is Australian.  She’s from Adelaide, like Lionel Logue.  So I’m half-Australian, half-English and I’ve got both passports.  I’ve been coming here regularly since I was 6 years old and we actually have a family house in South Australia.

 

The thing that drew me to this story was that for a long time, I’ve wanted to find a film or a story that deals with my anglo-Australian heritage and that very particular relationship that the Aussies have with the English.  This seemed like the perfect vehicle for that.  What could be a better study of that relationship than the Australian speech therapist who effectively saved the King of England from his dreadful stammer.

 

Matt:  Well you’ve got two of our finest actors on board – Geoffrey Rush and Guy Pearce.  Geoffrey Rush is the actor who plays Lionel Logue.  How did you get him?  How did you get this script under his nose?

 

Tom:  The story has almost become a legend.  This film started as an unproduced play that a tiny theatre in north London was trying to produce.  They had an assistant who was Australian who happened to have once delivered a package to Geoffrey Rush.  So they dropped off this play script in a brown paper envelope on Geoffrey’s Melbourne doorstep with an unsolicited note saying “Dear Mr Rush, you don’t know us but would you do our play?”

 

Most actors in that scenario would probably throw it in the bin but Geoffrey read it and rang his agent in Hollywood to say that he wouldn’t do it as a play but he’d love to do it as a movie.  So Geoffrey was in right from the beginning, saw it as a film right from the beginning and he became an executive producer of the movie, such was his passion and commitment to getting it made.

 

Matt:  We’ll have all screenwriters using that strategy now I think?

 

Tom:  (laughs) I know, I know.  We all occasionally get shoved an envelope with an unsolicited script.  Now, I live in paranoia that it’s going to be the next King’s Speech and that I should read it after all.

 

Matt:  When I saw the movie I thought it was based on a book but I now know it’s an original screenplay from David Seidler…

 

Tom:  David actually had a severe stammer as a child and he used to listen to King George VI on the radio during the second World War and think well, if the King of England can cope then maybe there’s hope for me.  So King George VI was David’s boyhood hero and when he became a writer, he dreamed of writing about the King.

 

I think he made his first attempt as a student and it was only after he wrote Tucker (in 1988) for Francis Ford Coppola that he then turned to this passion project.  He tracked down Valentine Logue, who is the son of Lionel living in London and Valentine said that you’ll need to get permission from the Palace first.  David wrote to the Queen Mother who wrote back saying “please, not in my lifetime as the memory of these events is still too painful.”  So David waited… not realising that the Queen Mother was going to live until she was 101.

 

Matt:  Are there other people that you could speak with who had a really strong knowledge of King George and Lionel Logue?

 

Tom:  The real stroke of luck we had was that 9 weeks before the shoot, my production design team tracked down the grandson of Lionel Logue who was living in London, 10 minutes from where I live.  In his attic was a hand written diary account of Lionel Logue’s relationship with the King of England as well as load of papers and the original medical report cards describing the King’s flabby tummy and weak diaphragm.

 

It was a treasure trove of information and we set about furiously rewriting the script to ensure we made the most of it.  A couple of the best lines in the movie were written by King George VI and Lionel Logue.  For example, there’s a big speech that the King makes and Lionel turns to him at the end and says “you still stammered on the letter w”.  And the King says “well I had to throw in a few so they knew it was me.”     

 

Matt:  (laughs) And that’s actually in the diaries?

 

Tom:  Yeah.  Geoffrey said that it’s a line worthy of Groucho Marx it’s so hilarious.  In the audience at the premiere last night in Sydney it received a great roar of laughter.

 

Matt:  Geoffrey Rush brings a bit of comedy to the film with his unusual method and odd sense of humour.  Was the real Lionel Logue like that?

 

Tom:  Yeah.  Amongst his papers were reams of jokes which he collected.  From that and from some of the conversations he transcribed, we know he understood the power of humour to relax people.  I as a director know that too.  Often on set during a stressful day, someone cracks a joke and it makes the crew relax and more importantly, make the actors relax before a big moment.

 

I understand the power of humour to overcome people’s stress and for Lionel, this was a key part of his therapy.  It’s not something we put in the film to chase a gag.  We also know from the diaries that the King was pretty witty.  It’s made the film very funny and one of the surprises for people who hear this film pitched is how funny it actually is.

 

Matt:  It was certainly a surprise for me – another reason why I loved it so much.  Let’s talk about the casting.  We’ve got Colin Firth, Geoffrey Rush and Helena Bonham Carter.  When you’re casting these people do you have to think about whether they bear any resemblance to the real people or is it something that you can leave in the hands of the make up artists?

 

Tom:  Oh no, I agonised about that.  In fact, I hesitated casting Colin Firth because he’s a big, strapping lad of 6’2” and the real King was small, slight and kind of frail looking.  Colin has quite a broad face and the King has a narrow face.  In the end, I felt that personality was more significant and that there was a strong spiritual connection between Colin and the King.  The King is nice to his core, he’s a humble man, he’s a gentle man and that’s what Colin Firth is.  He’s nice to the core of his being and there’s not a maligned bone in Colin’s body.  He’s got tremendous humility, he’s very gentle and he’s got a great moral compass.  I felt his gentleness was more important because the character connection between the two people was more important that the physical connection.

 

The physical side we were able to work on however.  I worked on Colin’s body language so that when he sits in a chair he kind of shrinks into it and it makes him look smaller.  I shot him in ways sometimes where there’s lots of head room in the frame so he feels overpowered, diminutive in the shot.  Luckily it was not like playing Winston Churchill where everyone knows exactly what he looks like.  The younger generation would have to look King George up which gives us a little freedom.

 

As for Helena Bonham Carter, I think she was a very good match for the Queen Mother.  She doesn’t look exactly like her but she has a wonderful spirit which so captures the real Queen Mother.

 

Actually, one of the actors who looked most like the real person was Guy Pearce playing Edward VIII.  Guy has that real Windsor look with a narrow face.  He’s got that charisma that Edward VIII had.  It’s a tough call if you cast Colin Firth as the shy, less attractive, less charismatic brother, who on earth do you cast to be more good looking and more charismatic?  Guy Pearce is one of the few actors in the world who fit the bill and could also nail this extraordinary 1930s English accent.

 

Matt:  You just touched on the setting in the 1930s.  Was that easy to recreate with the advent of cars, radios, gramophones?  Was it a lot to pull off?

 

Tom:  I live in London and I last filmed at home in 2003 directing Helen Mirren in Prime Suspect.  Since then, I’ve had to recreate London abroad.  I’ve recreated London in Vilnius, Lithuania, in Richmond, Virginia, in Cape Town, South Africa, and in Budapest, Hungary.  I finally got to recreate London in London for The King’s Speech and it really works.  It’s a lot simpler than recreating it somewhere abroad.

 

The truth is that we used a lot of locations.  We only needed one set and much of old London still exists.

 

Matt:  Do you know if the Queen or anyone else within the monarchy has had a chance to see the film?

 

Tom:  Not to my knowledge.  We still don’t know if the Queen has watched The Queen and if she has, what she thought.  The reality is that I may never know if the Queen will watch this film but I hope she does and I hope she sees that it’s a very nice portrait of her father.

 

Matt:  I noticed there were a few scenes where the King was interacting with his young daughters, Elizabeth and Margaret.  Was that to give people a bit of context?

 

Tom:  Yeah.  After all, the current Queen is in the film and this is a film about the Queen’s father so it’s terribly important that people have that context and understand how close this history was.  It’s only because King George VI passed away so incredibly young at the age of 57 from smoking related illnesses that he didn’t reach into our time more.  Of course, the Queen Mother only passed away recently and she is beloved and known by many more people because of her extraordinary longevity.

 

Matt:  I’m a big Oscar buff and I know there’s always this hype around this time of the year.  People have been talking about The King’s Speech ever since it won at the Toronto Film Festival.  Does winning awards and maybe going to the Oscars excite you or do you try not to get caught up in all of that?

 

Tom:  It’s impossible not to get caught up in what people are saying.  Since the Telluride and Toronto Film Festivals we’ve had this great response.  Playing in Sydney for the first time last night was a real thrill and again, it seems to have gone down extremely well.

 

I just keep focused on the things that have already happened.  I’m so thrilled that we won the audience award at Toronto.  Out of the 400 films that showed there, this was the public’s vote of their favourite movie and we were honoured to get it.  So I think there’s a lot to be pleased about without evening looking ahead.

 

Matt:  I’ll finish up by saying it’s the end of the year and there are many top 10 lists floating about.  I’d love to know from your perspective, with your great director eye, what are some of the other films that you really enjoyed during 2010?

 

Tom:  Oh, gosh.  I liked Darren Aronofsky’s film, Black Swan.  I liked David Fincher’s film, The Social Network.  I haven’t seen the new Coen brothers film, True Grit.

 

I’m a little bit behind to be honest.  I’ve got all the screeners sitting at home so Christmas is going to be a film festival for me catching up on all these movies.

 

Matt:  I can understand you’re very busy at the moment promoting your own film?

 

Tom:  Yes.  Sadly, watching films and promoting films doesn’t seem to go hand in hand.

 

Matt:  Well it is a fantastic movie.  I think it is one of the year’s best and you can put that quote on the film’s poster if you want.  It’s out here on Boxing Day and Tom Hooper, thanks very much for joining us this morning.

 

Tom:  An absolute pleasure. It’s been great to talk to you.

 

Not including film festivals, I’ve only seen 191 films in 2010.  That may sound like a lot but it’s way down on previous years.  The total was 235 last year.  As per my database, it’s the smallest number of releases we’ve seen in Brisbane since 2002.

 

The field is a little thinner but there’s always room to find a top 10 and bottom 10 for the year.  It’s one of my favourite tasks.  It’s just a neat way of encapsulating the year of cinema.  Such lists are also fun to debate too.  I like looking at other critics to see which films they ranked highly.

 

Before I get to the class of 2010, I should quickly reflect on those films which have topped my list over the past 15 years.  It’s hard to believe that I’ve been doing this so long.  It seems like only yesterday that I was raving about Romeo & Juliet.  On that note, here we go…

 

1996 – Romeo & Juliet (runners up: Leaving Las Vegas and Fargo)

1997 – Titanic (runners up: The Ice Storm and The People Vs. Larry Flynt)

1998 – The Sweet Hereafter (runners up: Saving Private Ryan and Mulan)

1999 – Being John Malkovich (runners up: Gods & Monsters and Election)

2000 – Billy Elliot (runners up: Magnolia and American Beauty)

2001 – Requiem For A Dream (runners up: Traffic and The Fellowship Of The Ring)

2002 – Mulholland Drive (runners up: Ghost World and Gosford Park)

2003 – Chicago (runners up: The Quiet American and Spellbound)

2004 – Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind (runners up: Elephant and 21 Grams)

2005 – Million Dollar Baby (runners up: Sideways and Good Night & Good Luck).

2006 – Capote (runners up: United 93 and The Departed)

2007 – The Lives Of Others (runners up: No Country For Old Men and Zodiac)

2008 – Juno (runners up: Persepolis and There Will Be Blood)

2009 – The Wrestler (runners up: Avatar and Revolutionary Road)

 

You can view all of my past top and bottom 10 lists by clicking here.

 

 

Worst Films Of 2010

 

Let’s get rid of the bad stuff first.  We’ll call this a “venting” exercise for me.  It’s healthy to get it off my chest…

 

10. The Last Airbender was terrible. It's about a young boy who has the power to control air. He will use it as a weapon to defeat an army of "firebenders" who threaten to take over the world. This story is poorly told. It's hard to work out what's going on. Further, the dialogue is laughable. The only positive would be James Newton Howard's film score.

 

9. The Spy Next Door was a boring family flick starring Jackie Chan as a CIA agent trying to catch bad guys (who all seem to have Russian accents). He has to keep all this a secret though from his girlfriend and her three kids. The stunts were lame (so obvious they're not hitting each other) and the storyline has a "seen it all before" feel. Not my thing.

 

8. Cop Out was excruciating. Did Kevin Smith really direct this? The same guy behind the brilliant Clerks? Bruce Willis and Tracy Morgan play two cops caught up in a ridiculous case. I don't think I laughed once.

 

7. South Solitary may well be the most boring Australian film ever made. Set in the 1920s, it's about a middle aged woman who goes with her uncle to a small island to help run the lighthouse. Sound appealing? Nothing happens in this movie and I suspect no one is going to see it.

 

6. Charlie St. Cloud was awful. Zac Efron has potential as an actor but this was horrendous. I didn't feel a single emotion (well, maybe relief on leaving the cinema) during its 99 minutes. I've heard the book is worth a read but it definitely doesn't translate onto the big screen.

 

5. Heartbreakers was a ludicrous romantic comedy about a French guy who gets paid to seduce women so that they’re break up with their dodgy boyfriends. Two friends help him gather info on his poor victims. I hated the leading characters and this doesn’t have a single shred of believability.

 

4. Resident Evil: Afterlife was must see viewing... as it meant that I only needed for find 9 more films for my worst of the year list.

 

3. Vampires Suck well, um, sucked! If you think that joke is lame, wait until you see this pathetic excuse for a movie. You have been warned.

 

2. The Bounty Hunter was a mess. Gerard Butler plays a bounty hunter with a dream assignment - he has to track down and bring his ex-wife (Jennifer Aniston) into custody for skipping bail. Could the storyline be any dumber?

 

1. Sex & The City 2 was, without a doubt, the worst film of the year. Was there a plot? I couldn't have cared less for these superficial women and their petty problems. It's such a burden having to fly economy instead of first class. Don't forget about the troubles that come with owning two beautiful apartments in New York City. Boo hoo!

 

 

Best Films Of 2010

 

It terms of my top 10, those just missing out (but still getting a certificate of commendation) are Machete, Fantastic Mr. Fox, The Hurt Locker, The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo, Winter’s Bone, Toy Story 3, How To Train Your Dragon, Animal Kingdom, Winter’s Bone, Food Inc and Precious.  They were all great films and I wanted to make sure they received some recognition.

 

For my last show on 612ABC, we went through this list (with one small change) and took feedback from callers.  It was nice to see a lot of love for Inception.  You can download the podcast by clicking here.

 

On that note, my top 10 films of 2010 are…

 

10. The Secret In Their Eyes is an Argentinean film which won the Oscar for best foreign language movie. The story of a justice agent trying to solve a long-running case about a murdered woman. With believable twists and some fantastic conversations, this is a must-see for anyone who enjoys a good crime thriller.

 

9. The King’s Speech is about King George VI and how he overcame a stuttering problem to help unite Great Britain during World War II.  This interesting story is brought to the life thanks for the great performances of Colin Firth and Geoffrey Rush.  Excellent stuff.

 

8. I Am Love is a beautiful drama focusing on a wealthy Italian family. This will polarise audiences. Some on the net have called it "pretentious" and "disappointing". I loved it however. The cinematography and film score are stunning. The characters will keep you guessing and I enjoyed the lack of dialogue.

 

7. Up In The Air is the story of a man who spends almost every day of his life travelling across the country. He's on a quest to chalk up 10 million frequent flyer miles. But what life does he have outside of work? The arrival of two very different women will leave him with this question. Both funny and moving, this is one of the year's best. Plenty to think about.

 

6. The Stoning Of Soraya M is the powerful true story of an Iranian woman who was stoned to death in 1986 after being falsely accused of adultery. It brutally highlights the oppression of women in Iran. Shohreh Aghdashloo gives an incredible performance. The film finished 3rd in the audience vote at the 2008 Toronto Film Festival (behind Slumdog Millionaire).

 

5. Scott Pilgrim Vs The World is a fantastic comedy about a young guy who, to win the heart of a girl, must defeat her 7 evil exes. This is cute, funny and creative. Director Edgar Wright (Shaun Of The Dead) has pulled off a big ask - crafting an original rom-com. Michael Cera is perfect in the lead role. Plenty of legitimate laugh out loud moments. I loved this.

 

4. A Single Man is about an English professor who is struggling to overcome the sudden death of his long time partner. With less dialogue than you'd expect, director Tom Ford (a fashion designer by trade) lets his camera do the talking. I loved the facial close ups and creative mix of colours. A beautiful movie.

 

3. The Social Network has been hyped as one of the best films of the year... and I can't help but agree. It's fantastic. I enjoyed learning how Facebook was created but much more interesting is the way in which Mark Zuckerberg is portrayed. Is he a sociopath or is he just misunderstood? Much to think about.

 

2. Crazy Heart is the story of an alcoholic country 'n' western singer trying to revive his sagging career. A young woman then enters his life, offering a chance at a fresh start. With a brilliant performance by Jeff Bridges, this is a wonderfully told drama with a superb soundtrack.

 

1. Inception is the most intelligent action film you will ever see. How can I describe the complex storyline? I won't even try. Words do it no justice. This is a film which can only be experienced... multiple times! Writer-director Christopher Nolan has created a remarkable fantasy world. Incredible story, incredible visuals, incredible score.

 

 

I hope you find a few films on the above top 10 list worth checking out over the Christmas break.  As I always say though, the only thing more fun that agreeing about a movie… is disagreeing.  I’m always up for a healthy debate.  Name the time and place. :)